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yeah...I'm a potty mouth- ACT LIKE YOU KNOW This section is just for me to bitch, bitch, and bitch some more. I say to my clientel- this is not aimed at anyone in particular. The offending parties know who they are (and so do we-lol). |
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MISS O ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SELF-RESTRAINT... I know....but it REALLY HURTS! True, it does. I will not lie or sugar-coat the truth- it hurts, and sometimes it hurts bad, depending on the place you decide to get your tat. A person comes in...they want to get something big in a painful area. Hell, or not so big even. The thing is....STAY STILL DAMNIT! We can be the best artist in the fucking known universe, and if you don't sit still for us...we look like we were going through DT's or something.
SO pretty please with sugar on top SIT STILL DAMNIT!!! |
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I really hate it when... People come in to get a tattoo/piercing and try to negotiate prices with us. The prices are posted for all to see and are QUITE fair. If you shop around you will see that nowhere in the country are the prices any lower than OURS! Yes, thats right boys and girls...you don't have to pay more for the best so shut the fuck up and be grateful we don't try to rob you blind for crappy work like some less scrupolous places do!! Not to mention...when you see our incredibly low ass prices, and you still try to talk us down- have you thought for a split-second how that makes us feel as an artist? I mean really...you are pretty much saying you would not see fit to pay BOTTOM DOLLAR for our work. Yeah...thats a real quick way to get on our bad sides. None of us take kindly to insults- especially concerning our abilities as a professional artist. SO PLEASE- don't be a cheap ass motherfucker! HELL...you may even want to tip us to show a little appreciation for a job well done (although it is not necessary to show your gratitude this way- referrals and a sincere "thank you" work well too). I know when I get a tip from my client, I am not only grateful that they understand and appreciate the importance of my job (I'm not serving you drinks, ya know)- but I hook them up with complimentary samples of aftercare supplies if I got 'em. SO there you have it...the moral of my story: DON'T BE A CHEAP ASS! I'm sure other artists out there love these clever one-liners... |
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DON'T BE A PUSSY!!!! Many a person wants to get a tattoo, and EVERYONE is afraid of needles (except for the odd exceptions like Miss Kat). So, what do people do? They go out and try to drink up their courage. Some people opt for other substances to fuel their motivation...however, most people drink. This is what they are usually trying to avoid in the first damn place. They defeat their own purpose. Not to mention their judgement is poor at a moment when it will matter forever.
SO DON'T BE A FUCKING PUSSY! |